How do you wipe your ass?

[Doggit]

You can't flush wet ones down the loo, as they will catch somewhere and cause a blockage, but Aldi and Asda do flushable wipes - although you're only supposed to do one for each flush???????????????

 

[EFLImpudence]

The subject is far more complicated than I realised.

 

[noseall]

UK W.C tech ?

U want high tech toilets take a look at the japanese market .

water jets, fans, dryers etc ect

Yes, someone did mention those a couple of posts ago.

 

[blightymam]

I agree, don't use flushable wipes, they're not flushable despite what the say. Shared drain with neighbour and they completely blocked the drain at our house. That was a horrible job!

Hawk, if you're getting sore if too many poops, use a barrier cream. Sudocrem, vaseline or anything really in between poops can really help. Learned that trick after taking picolax!

 

[Ian H]

Go and get your ass crack waxed.

 

[SirGalahad]

Can you not clean your "ass" with toilet paper? What else is required?

You need water for a thorough clean. No skid marks.

Get a hose attached to a water inlet - gives you a nice fresh feeling after a dump.

 

[durhamplumber]

when did arse become ass in the uk?

 

[DaveHerns]

How many sheets of loo roll should you use per big jobbie? I always fold it over and double up.

 

[securespark]

First can I just say I can't believe I'm talking about botty wiping on an open forum...

I double it up. After an incident when I was 11. I will not talk further about it...

At school, all we had was Izal.

 

[Nozzle]

When Corbyn gets in, he'll provide £10 notes with which "the many" can wipe their arses. Provided by those nasty people who run businesses. Huzzah!

The Unicorns won't be too pleased that the arses/asses/donkeys are getting all the attention though. But at least they can be placated with the free beer. And maybe the asses might provide milk too.

Nozzle

 

[blightymam]

Uh-oh. Another thread turned political!!
Quite apt really as all politics is a load of sh*t.

 

[wv62]

How come no one has mentioned the very important question of 'Scrunch or fold' ? I find scrunching gets a better 'grip' and a better wipe. Folding uses less paper and is softer but I find it tends to 'spread' rather than clean.

 

[Ian H]

4 sheets, folded. Industry standard.

 

[honda]

! use old Daily Mails.

 

[Deleted member 63160]

How come no one has mentioned the very important question of 'Scrunch or fold' ? I find scrunching gets a better 'grip' and a better wipe. Folding uses less paper and is softer but I find it tends to 'spread' rather than clean.

I remember the "Izal" at school too. Scrunched equaled bloodshed. Folded equaled a rather "rendered" finish