Language trends you dislike?

People who say "Can I get"

Another Americanism unfortunately - and makes no sense. Always used by younger people in pubs, shops, etc - such is the state of our ejukayshun system these days. Sometimes I sit in the pub and they say something like "can I get a Kronenbourg?". No, you buffoon - the barman will get it for you. It's his job. :rolleyes:
 
Management speak, things like we'll sunset that process next month, the new process will sunrise next year.

Management language is annoying, especially when overheard in informal conversations out of the workplace, or in popular culture. I heard on the radio today the Tears for Fears song from the 80s which contains the line: 'I can't stand this indecision married with a lack of vision'. Tedious!

It is what it is:eek:

What the hell does that mean? I hear it a lot, along with 'We are where we are'.
 
eG, "savy" I think WTF please go away and get an education.

Swearing in gernal I despise that and see people as illiterates when they swear.
I agree in GENERAL, people who say "WTF" are swearing, but I don't mind. They can be, e.g., quite "savvy", though that doesn't apply to a recent poster here, who has edumification deficit disorder, amongst others.
 
Waiters who say "No problem" when they take your order. I always feel like telling them it shouldn't be a problem as it's their job.
Talking about waiters, ENJOY! I hope I do but why not complete the sentence and say; enjoy your meal or; I hope you enjoy your meal.
 
Another Americanism unfortunately - and makes no sense. Always used by younger people in pubs, shops, etc - such is the state of our ejukayshun system these days. Sometimes I sit in the pub and they say something like "can I get a Kronenbourg?". No, you buffoon - the barman will get it for you. It's his job. :rolleyes:
The interesting thing about that particular affectation is that I've noticed quite a few older people using it, when they clearly would not have been brought up with it. I wonder what possesses them to make a change like that.
 
Raining cats and dogs - I think WTF you clown.

Part and parcel - WTF are you a post person

It's all relative - I think GAFY you relative .........

Touch base - What a clown I think.

I will escalate this - I think WTF you lazy bunch of clowns why not sort it out right now

Facebook - I feel like running a mile for the commoners

Twiter - The name speaks for it self

Its on social media - get a life

Sign in on - Get a job

The council won't - go and buy your own place and do it


Thanks
 
Broad fake Essex & Cockney accents.
That's called Mockney, geez. :rolleyes:

Circle back. What's all that about?

Reach out. Again, what's that about?

(She/Her) - All the women I deal with in a particular organisation end up putting this after their names. Should I start putting (He/Him) when I reply to them?
 
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