NHS 111 seems to be struggling dealing with Covid19

[JohnD]

And medical care is not available for large numbers.

phone 111 "I think I've got cv19, I'm very ill and my temp is 38.6 and I can hardly breathe"

"All our nursing and medical staff are engaged on other calls, please hold, your call is important to us. You are currently position 633,109 in the queue. Estimated wait time is seven months"

 

[Deleted member 18243]

The Boris 4 stage battle plan

what happened to the "screen travellers" -did airports not get the memo?

Stage 3: "Ignore low level crime"; this policy is already in place and has been for many years.

 

[Brigadier]

Stage 3: "Ignore low level crime"; this policy is already in place and has been for many years.

"Except minor speeding and parking indiscretions; gotta keep the cash coming in."

 

[durhamplumber]

digital thermometer and a candle.

Or hot water