Old chestnut - new picture - how not to park

[Old Salt]

Rather than resurrect some really old threads I thought I would put this out there

how not to park

 

[Ihavenojob]

A Honda? Was it in a National Trust car park?

 

[Old Salt]

A Honda? Was it in a National Trust car park?

Public car park, short stay in Gosport this afternoon

 

[RandomGrinch]

I think someone has already left a note about the parking on the rear wiper!

 

[Old Salt]

I think someone has already left a note about the parking on the rear wiper!

Didn’t get close enough to read it in case a big bloke turned up and thought I’d done it

 

[securespark]

 

[Mottie]

Looks like the tester has gone full house on CYA's.

 

[crystal ball]

I was sat in my van in Asda carpark when a car pulled into a space near me, after a several minutes of intricate manoeuvres the driver managed to have a wheel in four spaces

 

[Brigadier]

how not to park

An object lesson in how to abandon, though

 

[Brigadier]

I was sat in my van in Asda carpark when a car pulled into a space near me, after a several minutes of intricate manoeuvres the driver managed to have a wheel in four spaces

Many years ago, I was walking across the tesco carpark in dudley, when I saw a woman attempt to drive out of a space, but crunch the car next to hers, then just drive off.

As I was in no rush, I hung around until the wronged driver returned. Which he did, shortly afterwards.

When I told him what had happened and that I had the reg of the other car, had said he wasn't bothered, as "the rest of the car was f###ed" anyway! "

Which, when he drove off, became obvious : it looked like he'd nicked it from the set of Mad Max, or a scrapyard

 

[Odds]

Bad parking can be a big problem...