Overheard in Supermarket toilet roll aisle - devoid of rolls.
Ignorant shopper (very loudly): "Does this corovirus thing give you the sh*ts?"
Even more ignorant partner (at other end of the aisle): You know it does."
Ignorant shopper (very loudly): "Does this corovirus thing give you the sh*ts?"
Even more ignorant partner (at other end of the aisle): You know it does."