The Maddy Circus rolls on.

[pred]

Buttercups and Golf balls...

Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into the woods
and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in
the patch..

All of a sudden . . .. POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said,
"I'm Mother Nature!"

"Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?" Just for
doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn
for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for
your toast for the rest of your life .. As a matter of fact, you'll
never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Tom recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
where are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Tom shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWI

 

[joe-90]

Forum Fool?

Kettle Black! Springs to mind!


I'll say again Joe, you are lashing out at the parents so it is more than obvious you have both feet firmly planted on the other side of the fence, I would not be surprised if you were a paedo ring master.

There's something wrong with your brain pal.

Yes you are quite right Joe, there is something wrong with my brain, why else would I be talking to a paedo.

What you do in your spare time is your business. We don't want to know.