To the manager of Tescos...

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The one I like the best is supermarkets using smaller tiles down the aisles of expensive stuff.

Its makes the trolley sound like its going faster so you naturally slow down.

I never seem to be able to get up any real speed. Damn trollies always seem to crab rather than travel straight. :(
 
When I can't find something in the supermarket I always ask a member of staff "where do you hid the .......".

They then kindly walk to me where it is located, which is generally somewhere that I have already 'looked' :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

That is if you can find someone in the first place, as they all appear to be at the tills or at tea break! You might see more security guards than at Fort Knox
 
STOP PENSIONERS FROM SHOPPING AT WEEKENDS!

They've had all week to bumble around blocking the aisles, why do they have to do it at weekends when we working folk are in a hurry to get chores done?
 
They moved everything around in our Tesco about a month ago, I havent been able to find the Tabasco sauce since.
 
STOP PENSIONERS FROM SHOPPING AT WEEKENDS!

They've had all week to bumble around blocking the aisles, why do they have to do it at weekends when we working folk are in a hurry to get chores done?

Hey, sod off! I'm retired now and I like bumbling! :wink:
 
My biggest gripe is the women (and occasional man) who decide to have a meeting at the end of the aisle and stand with arms outstretched behind them with trolleys blocking the entire junction. Say anything to them and you feel like you have just looked at Medusa. :lol:
 
STOP PENSIONERS FROM SHOPPING AT WEEKENDS!

They've had all week to bumble around blocking the aisles, why do they have to do it at weekends when we working folk are in a hurry to get chores done?

Are the people that block the aisles with their trollies, the same people that block the roads with their cars?
 
STOP PENSIONERS FROM SHOPPING AT WEEKENDS!

They've had all week to bumble around blocking the aisles, why do they have to do it at weekends when we working folk are in a hurry to get chores done?

Are the people that block the aisles with their trollies, the same people that block the roads with their cars?



It's in their "jeans"
 
Now that having a body like a baby hippopotamus is becoming quite trendy, will supermarkets be widening their aisles accordingly?
 
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