Todays Job

[Highway Man]

I am now doing selfies with the women and signing autographs. Fire brigade driving off in total shame.

 

[Highway Man]

Victory dance done. Women literally screaming at me as I put my blue tooth speaker on and played this to them, I let them all sing the chorus to me. I have made their shopping day exciting and memorable.

 

[blup]

It’s great. These firemen thought they were reall cool and sexy. Then I rock up and leap out of my cherry picker and all eyes immediately turn to me. Crowds gathering around me watching whilst the firemen wind up their hoses sulking. I can’t help looking fantastic.

Not firemen, firefighters