What are you having for breakfast?

[freddiemercurystwin]

The quality of the produce, how it's cooked, all adds up, it's not brain surgery.

 

[Deleted member 317777]

The quality of the produce, how it's cooked, all adds up, it's not brain surgery.

You’ve no idea of the quality of products and how it’s cooked.

Most decent cafes are spotless and buy from local butchers etc.

Off you pop now…

 

[Mottie]

The quality of the produce, how it's cooked, all adds up, it's not brain surgery.

How could you check the quality of the food and the way it was cooked from a picture? What was 'off' in your mind? Come on, show us your 10x better fry up.

 

[noseall]

I can't help it if you're all impressed with a naff fry up.

It actually looks like a decent effort (Motties brunch) especially with the pot of tea on the side. I wouldn't say no. Mind you I'm ravenous as I skipped breakfast to play golf, having had a hot cross bun and two chocolate Hobnobs since my tea last night.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Is it just me or does anyone else like vinegar on their black pudding?

I don't like black pudding, but if the breakfast comes with hash browns I put vinegar on them. Otherwise they're a bit bland.

(Aware that hash browns are an Americanism)

 

[MNW67]

having had a hot cross bun and two chocolate Hobnobs

I originally scan read that as a cross dressed man and two Katie Hopkins.

 

[Mottie]

One with black pudding

The DiL ordered the large one to share with the two grandkids. She got a bit of black pudding with hers but none of them ate it!

 

[Highway Man]

 

[Brigadier]

The DiL ordered the large one to share with the two grandkids. She got a bit of black pudding with hers but none of them ate it!

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I would write them out of my will for less

 

[MNW67]

I would write them out of my will for less

What about drinking coke with breakfast?

That's a hanging offence.

 

[Mottie]

What about drinking coke with breakfast?

Brunch.

 

[Mottie]

Poached eggs and asparagus on toast this morning. Asparagus from the plot of Mott.

Oh, and followed up by some Kit Kat crunchy Easter egg.

 

[Mottie]

Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on toast this morning.

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

Are you staying at a Premier Inn atm?

 

[Mottie]

Poached duck eggs on toast with poached home grown asparagus tips, direct from the plot of Mott.

I might be doing an Austin Powers later. Skip to 1:10 if you can’t wait…