Who is the real Dork

[gant]

Had a sh*g to the stones it's all over now, never heard the end of the record.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Jimmy is gay. I don't thing the Dork is

Don't discount it. He seems to have done pretty much everything.

 

[Bod ...]

Don't discount it. He seems to have done pretty much everything.

Jimmy hasn't just tried it Jimmy is it.

 

[securespark]

Chesney Hawkes

Saw him at Rewind this August.

Great party trick with the guitar at the end of the song.

 

[Bod ...]

Saw him at Rewind this August.

Great party trick with the guitar at the end of the song.

I had a girlfriend who could do a good party trick with the gearstick of my Ford Escort.

 

[Mottie]

Don't forget his multi millionaire status, and his bringing of Paul Gadd to justice. Don’t forget he brought BT to its knees over ADSN

Don’t forget he was earning £80,000 p.a. when he was 22 doing high class decorating.
Was responsible for setting up 'Freeserve' and getting t'internet in most homes in Britain.
Changed the historical write-up of a certain longbow battle by proving historians wrong
Is the only man that Sir Stanley Kalms allowed to call him 'Stan'.
Was a neighbour of Nigel Mansell
Tried to impress a bank teller girl when he was in his 20’s by asking for a balance in his account and it was over £800k
Broke down on his motorcycle outside Nigel Rudds house and while he was waiting for his dad to pick him up he had a good conversation with him and has become lifetime friends
Claims that Alan Sugar has a picture of him on his dartboard - probably annoyed that he's beat him to numerous multi-million pound deals.
Has a part share in a boat
Owns a forest.
Currently drives a breakdown truck
I'm sure there’s more but that’s all I can remember at the moment.

 

[FlatulentFreddie]

Mmmmm mackerel and kipper on a gear stick

 

[FlatulentFreddie]

Don’t forget he was earning £80,000 p.a. when he was 22 doing high class decorating.
Was responsible for setting up 'Freeserve' and getting t'internet in most homes in Britain.
Changed the historical write-up of a certain longbow battle by proving historians wrong
Is the only man that Sir Stanley Kalms allowed to call him 'Stan'.
Was a neighbour of Nigel Mansell
Tried to impress a bank teller girl when he was in his 20’s by asking for a balance in his account and it was over £800k
Broke down on his motorcycle outside Nigel Rudds house and while he was waiting for his dad to pick him up he had a good conversation with him and has become lifetime friends
Claims that Alan Sugar has a picture of him on his dartboard - probably annoyed tgat he's beat him to numerous multi-million pound desks.
Has a part share in a boat
Currently drives a breakdown truck
I'm sure there’s more but that’s all I can remember at the moment.

And he likes to keep out of the limelight sometimes but the showbiz bug is still in him and he likes to play guess who I am

 

[Bod ...]

Don’t forget he was earning £80,000 p.a. when he was 22 doing high class decorating.
Was responsible for setting up 'Freeserve' and getting t'internet in most homes in Britain.
Changed the historical write-up of a certain longbow battle by proving historians wrong
Is the only man that Sir Stanley Kalms allowed to call him 'Stan'.
Was a neighbour of Nigel Mansell
Tried to impress a bank teller girl when he was in his 20’s by asking for a balance in his account and it was over £800k
Broke down on his motorcycle outside Nigel Rudds house and while he was waiting for his dad to pick him up he had a good conversation with him and has become lifetime friends
Claims that Alan Sugar has a picture of him on his dartboard - probably annoyed that he's beat him to numerous multi-million pound deals.
Has a part share in a boat
Owns a forest.
Currently drives a breakdown truck
I'm sure there’s more but that’s all I can remember at the moment.

That's Motties clue. You can all have a go at giving us a clue.

Thank you Mottie

 

[Hairymelon]

I think he’s ‘too shy too shy ‘

 

[transam]

Obviously a Russian oligarch imo

 

[Ihavenojob]

I had a girlfriend who could do a good party trick with the gearstick of my Ford Escort.

That can cause crutch slip.

 

[Bod ...]

That can cause crutch slip.

She was limited as to what tricks she could do

 

[charliegolf]

"Everyone in my village knows who I am & nobody seems to care. This is how I like it"

Village idiot? Care in the community?

 

[Mottie]

He lives in a village so small, he is both the Mayor and the village idiot.