Todays Job

[Highway Man]

Is it you or Lena who wants the change?

It was Lena who decided it was time to upgrade things, she wants a media center, the garden doing and a new drive. OMG we have so far spent aprox £10,000 and its going up as she ordered blinds and new windows. There was nothing wrong with any of it in my opinion.

 

[MNW67]

It was Lena who decided it was time to upgrade things, she wants a media center, the garden doing and a new drive. OMG we have so far spent aprox £10,000 and its going up as she ordered blinds and new windows. There was nothing wrong with any of it in my opinion.

Women, ay!

 

[Highway Man]

Women, ay!

I cant keep up with her, and now as we have won sexiest couple in the village she thinks we need to try for the best house in the village OMG

 

[Highway Man]

Our prize for being the sexiest couple in the village, plus a £10 meal voucher.

 

[Highway Man]

Lovely job if I say so myself.

 

[securespark]

Did you use protection?

I didn't know condoms helped stop sunburn.
Which ones are best?

 

[bernardgreen]

I didn't know condoms helped stop sunburn.

They can stop son borne

 

[securespark]

Excellent!

 

[pete01]

Lovely job if I say so myself.


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OMG is that where the fireplace was

 

[Highway Man]

OMG is that where the fireplace was

 

[Highway Man]

OMG is that where the fireplace was

Yes told you it has to be something extravegant, this was the best I could come up with all in my chimney breast

 

[pete01]

Yes told you it has to be something extravegant, this was the best I could come up with all in my chimney breast

Looks brilliant

 

[HERTS P&D]

This is what I call a breast!

Andy

 

[pete01]

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This is what I call a breast!

Andy

OMG

 

[Scally-Ho]

Imagine sharing a bed with her when she turns over; she'd have one of both of your eyes out!