A fridge/cupboard clear out. One egg, a couple of slices of bacon, some mushrooms about to expire and just one slice of bread so it was an open sandwich for brekkie.

Are you on a cruise too?A fridge/cupboard clear out. One egg, a couple of slices of bacon, some mushrooms about to expire and just one slice of bread so it was an open sandwich for brekkie.
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Very trueNot everybody is as highly paid as you with you amazing skillset!
Yeah, our butler hasn’t topped up the fridge. I’ll have a word with the captain later.Are you on a cruise too?

Just got out of the swimming pool (not ours, I hasten to add!) and I'm now extremely peckish looking at that!Yeah, our butler hasn’t topped up the fridge. I’ll have a word with the captain later.
Panic over, I’ve just had room service rustle me up a fried egg roll.
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Cream cheese and smoked salmon bagels with a squeeze of lemon and freshly ground black pepper for Christmas Day brekkie along with a glass or two of Bucks Fizz. Been a tradition in the Mottie household for 30+ years.
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Right, let’s get that turkey out of the freezer and into the oven, we've got all the family coming round in a few hours time….
Right, let’s get that turkey out of the freezer and into the oven, we've got all the family coming round in a few hours time….
Just joking - it’s been thawing out in the fridge since Saturday night. 106 hours in a fridge was the recommended thawing time - it’s a big bar steward !

