May the Fourth and all that....

[misterhelpful]

As today is my birthday, and for as long as I can remember everyone always seems to think it's hilarious to connect it to a joke about Star Wars, I was wondering if anyone here could come up with something more inspiring to make me actually laugh (not Star Wars related)?

Insulting remarks welcomed!

Cheers,
mrH

 

[longdogs]

It's an anagram of ' Mouthy Father'

Happy Birthday by the way.

 

[Dextraneous]

Happy birthday

 

[joe-90]

May the fourth be with you. (just in case someone hasn't heard it).

 

[misterhelpful]

It's an anagram of ' Mouthy Father'

Happy Birthday by the way.

I'll keep that one away from the kids!

May the fourth be with you. (just in case someone hasn't heard it).

I knew I could rely on you, joe!

 

[Newboy]

And your username is an anagram of

Supreme Filth

or

Pee Films Hurt

or

Fetish El Rump

Happy birthday

 

[misterhelpful]

And your username is an anagram of

Supreme Filth

or

Pee Films Hurt

or

Fetish El Rump

Happy birthday

I'm liking the last one!

 

[securespark]

Could make a few sheep jokes.

I was born in Wales and my F-I-L is always making jokes about me and sheep...

 

[misterhelpful]

Such as:

How do Welshmen practice safe sex?
They mark a red X on the sheep that kick!

 

[gregers]

it was your birthday,your older.live with it.

 

[longdogs]

You know you are getting old when they paly all your favourite songs on Radio 2.

 

[misterhelpful]

I was listening to Gold for the last 6-7 years but that's just because they have proper music and absolutely NOTHING to do with my age. I'm surprisingly young...ish!!

 

[gregers]

I was listening to Gold for the last 6-7 years but that's just because they have proper music and absolutely NOTHING to do with my age. I'm surprisingly young...ish!!

B'OLL'OX.

 

[jockscott]

Ahh yes "May the fourth be with you"... quickly followed by "Revenge of the Fifth."

 

[EFLImpudence]

I was listening to Gold for the last 6-7 years

Then what happened?