My son William's Joke!

[securespark]

Yes! It really is a joke from my son Will who is 7 years old. In fact, the naughty little tyke has got out of bed and is next to me as I type.

He wants to tell you another joke, so I will pass the keyboard to him, so to speak...



what do witches put on their hair?

scare spray!


knock knock

whos there?

amanda

amanda who?

amanda fix the washing machine!

8)


I have had to wrench the KB back into my control, otherwise you'd have a whole page of emoticons...

 

[RF Lighting]

Nice use of punctuation, but a capital letter would not have gone amiss

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!

 

[securespark]

C'mon! give him a break. He's only 7!!!!

But he did all that typing by himself, with no parental intervention!

He has gone back to bed, on the understanding that Daddy will post a few more jokes he's thought of:

What's a cow's fave pop star? Moodonna!

What's a snake's fave subject? Hisstory!

Where do cows go on their hols? (vacation for mlb!) Moo York!

Where do pigs go....? New Pork!

 

[RF Lighting]

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?















A wooly jumper

 

[Thermo]

i had 13 yoghurts last night....
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i was mullered!

 

[kevplumb]

where do you weigh whales ????











a whaleweigh station

 

[RF Lighting]

Which part of a train has the best hearing?














The engineers


Engine ears

 

[tim west]

How many sparks does it take to change a lightbulb?

"It's not a lightbulb, it's a lamp!!"