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[securespark]

Sorry FD. I've sold my house, car 3 children (that was a feat, one's still in the womb!), cat, and wife and now I've put most of my internal organs up on ebay. I'm skint mate, you'll have to try elsewhere. Now I know the real meaning of hard-up!!

 

[funkydiver]

I do hope you sold the wife and third child as a packaged "2 for the price of 1" deal, as this really does demonstrate you commitment.

Because of this, if you could find the resources, I'll even let you make me lunch every day for the time that you'd be doing the work...

 

[securespark]

S/wiches on their way...er how much is 1st class to Turkey?

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Surely if it's a turkey sandwich that'd be club class?

 

[securespark]