The lies our parents told us..

[ColJack]

A thread for outing the lies told to us by parents, the government and society in general..

many lies are told to us on a regular basis.. lets set the record straight..


Guns don't kill people.. bullets do...

Falling from a great height won't kill you.. the ground kills you..

Speed doesn't kill... stopping fast does ( when you hit something solid ) .. or accelerating fast does (when you hit something squishy and accelerate it.. )

masturbation doesn't make you blind.. unless she sticks a pencil through the keyhole...

 

[breezer]

spinach will make big and strong

the crusts will put hair on your chest

brussel sprouts are nice

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

A thread for outing the lies told to us by parents, the government and society in general..

many lies are told to us on a regular basis.. lets set the record straight..


Guns don't kill people.. bullets do...

Falling from a great height won't kill you.. the ground kills you..

Speed doesn't kill... stopping fast does ( when you hit something solid ) .. or accelerating fast does (when you hit something squishy and accelerate it.. )

**** doesn't make you blind.. unless she sticks a pencil through the keyhole...

What a stupid thing to say.

Bullets kill people fired from a gun

The rest is obvious.

What gain do you get from that comment smart alec.

Dave

 

[breezer]

things are only obvious if you look for them

i think its just an amusing post

 

[RF Lighting]

the ice cream van only plays its tune when hes run out of stuff.

 

[noseall]

"don't be silly, of course that little needle won't hurt".

 

[noseall]

is it too early in the year to mention Santa?

 

[Trazor]

My mum when trying to find something would say..."Its always in the last place you look".

And I would say...." even if its in the first place you look"

She used to give me a funny look........ ....But never cottoned on bless her.

 

[breezer]

yes son, that is a money box. (funny how come it was under the stairs and had pipes coming out of it)

 

[BoxBasher]

Of course he's your father...

 

[noseall]

swallow gum and it will get wrapped around your lungs.

eh?! w.t.f.

 

[Richardp]

That ones true.

 

[Trazor]

That ones true.

Of course, your mum told you....................

 

[Richardp]

If the wind changes direction you'll stay that way

 

[Softus]

Once, on one of the fora, some people were so bored that they started counting.
Yes that's right - counting. From '1'. FFS.