Todays Job

[pete01]

OMG I had to see the nurse, she was dissapointed in my wanting to return to work as she wont be seeing me for some time again.. I had to take off my shirt for her and as I was unbuttoning it, she stopped me and said "slowly" so I had to virtually do a strip.

Maybe she meant slowly, incase you break your hip or summat?

 

[Highway Man]

Maybe she meant slowly, incase you break your hip or summat?

 

[Highway Man]

Been ringing and texting the good news to everyone. Everyone is so excited at my return on Monday and all say they can't wait as I have been greatly missed. Gaffer rang me after I text him to say I will be in Monday morning, his responce "thank god." I think everyone realises now why I am number 1.