Todays Job

[pete01]

Careful that written warning doesn’t turn into a dismissal, your bosses might read the forum.

He writes all this from a padded cell, he hasn't got a boss to worry about.

 

[Highway Man]

Careful that written warning doesn’t turn into a dismissal, your bosses might read the forum.

OMG

 

[Highway Man]

He writes all this from a padded cell, he hasn't got a boss to worry about.

Reported

 

[Highway Man]

In a little village in the Yorkshire dales, literally in the middle of nowhere and I have to repair 3 vandalised reindeer and fit 2 Xmas lighting points, just back off holiday I really can’t be arsed. The reindeer look ok to me, a bit of a lean on them because of the snapped legs but they could be disabled reindeer for anyone knows. Stuff it I am leaving them be.

 

[Jurassicspark]

In a little village in the Yorkshire dales, literally in the middle of nowhere and I have to repair 3 vandalised reindeer and fit 2 Xmas lighting points, just back off holiday I really can’t be arsed. The reindeer look ok to me, a bit of a lean on them because of the snapped legs but they could be disabled reindeer for anyone knows. Stuff it I am leaving them be.

Bloody reported for adding a signature that always distracts me now.

 

[pete01]

Bloody reported for adding a signature that always distracts me now.

OMG who has he been grooming

 

[Jurassicspark]

OMG who has he been grooming

Probably the internal lights on street lamps, idk?

Bad thing that the lamps can't move though.

 

[Jurassicspark]

OMG who has he been grooming

Imagine seeing highway man kissing a lamp on top of his cherry picker.

I've even heard he gave a phone to a lamp, and he puts it on top of the lamp, leaves it on the facetime app, facetimes the street lamp, gossiping about traffic and pigeons like it’s a proper date.

Bad thing is he can't ever take the lamp to shopping or a cruise.

 

[Jurassicspark]

Hope he doesn't take it seriously though.

 

[Highway Man]

Bloody reported for adding a signature that always distracts me now.

accepted

 

[Highway Man]

OMG who has he been grooming

Reported

 

[Highway Man]

Had to fix the reindeer as a lady came out to me to tell me all about the vandalism, She started off on how disgraceful it is for this to hapen and then immediately started up on what nice legs I have. We started talking about beauty products and how I keep my skin so smooth and the time just flew by, back tomorrow now as I never got finnished.

 

[pete01]

Had to fix the reindeer as a lady came out to me to tell me all about the vandalism, She started off on how disgraceful it is for this to hapen and then immediately started up on what nice legs I have. We started talking about beauty products and how I keep my skin so smooth and the time just flew by, back tomorrow now as I never got finnished.

Are you a vet now

 

[Highway Man]

Are you a vet now

OMG you know full well I am.

 

[Highway Man]

Reindeers fixed. Positioned to give a more realistic look of a flock of them rather than just randomly placed by one of my colleagues. Keeping it real.