What would be the worst figure of speech if you took them literally?

[What33]

It's raining cats and dogs

 

[fillyboy]

I think cats and dogs might be marginally preferable to 'it's p155ing down'.

 

[Deluks]

I think cats and dogs might be marginally preferable to 'it's p155ing down'.

Not if you're into golden showers.

 

[Stivino]

Does the following count as a figure of speech?
Eff me sideways with a barge pole.

 

[johnny2007]

The famous Himmy couldn't grasp the concept of figure of speech.
I told him to go feck himself and he actually had a go at it

 

[Justin Passing]

A dead cat bounce

 

[Deluks]

The **** hit the fan.
Ew!

 

[Mottie]

Suck it and see.

 

[charliegolf]

Well, bugger me!

 

[Deluks]

Well, bugger me!

He missed the penalty and the coach tore him a new **shole!