Wrong thread!

[PEDANTICVINDICTIVEMAN]

Sounds like the thermocouples shagged

 

[noseall]

the only way to find out for sure, is to put your wet tongue on it.

 

[gman76]

I believe it's mainly hot air balooning during this season, then cheese rolling after that, so I'd try later in the year - you can book online now.

 

[securespark]

he stood for a long time at the urinal, watching the yellow stream flow away

 

[tim west]

Danny la Rue believe it or not!

 

[gman76]

Oh my God, I can't believe you just said that!

This is a family forum, please keep your disgusting thoughts to yourself.

There is a time & a place for everything - this isn't the place for either.

 

[Softus]

The nut jams on the bolt.

 

[wanabechippie]

I could only get at it with my left hand. I twisted it as hard as I could but it didn't feel right.

Could I have broken something further up the shaft? Perhaps some grease would help?

 

[tim west]

To get this thread back on topic, yes you can use elephant dung as a deterrent.

 

[poshman]

oh you mean you jammed your nuts on the bolt !

 

[wanabechippie]

You might want to try shining a torch up there. If there are signs of moisture and a bad smell, it's likely you have a damp problem.

 

[bernardgreen]

He was picking too many holes in the way tap washers were being made.

 

[Softus]

Destiny sits relaxing at the Parisian cafe De La Paux and opens the bottle of perfume she has just bought.

 

[Bahco]

You are wrong.

This is not the worst thread ever!

 

[JohnD]

It's called "Viens à moi" says the perfumery assistant. That's French for "Come to me"