Todays Job

[opps]

OMG how did you know that?

Might be something to do with the fact that the local barber shop in the image is called "Hornsea Barbers".

I am only guessing though.

 

[Brigadier]

Might be something to do with the fact that the local barber shop in the image is called "Hornsea Barbers".

I am only guessing though.

Are you a medium?

 

[Highway Man]

Done and now in the pub. OMG no wonder they all call me the best

 

[noseall]

Done and now in the pub. OMG no wonder they all call me the best

'pest'

 

[opps]

Are you a medium?

Nah, my waist is 30".

 

[Brigadier]

Nah, my waist is 30".

That's "emaciated", in my book

 

[opps]

That's "emaciated", in my book

Meh, I have a smaller book.

I do however have a Kronenbourg beer belly these days.

Weirdly, I am 5 11 and a half tall, historically weigh 65kg, but now have a beer belly that has only added 2kg to my weight.

I think I need to stop eating...

 

[Highway Man]

This was the second one. Another pig to get on. These lights weigh a ton as they are made of thick gauge mild steel. Good job I am so muscular. Means nothing to me but to most people they would struggle. I am amazing.

 

[Notch7]

OMG how did you know that?

It says Hornsea Bakery in the picture

 

[Notch7]

. I am amazing

If you were, you wouldn’t feel the need to tell yourself.

 

[Notch7]

Just had the architect email me the drawings for the fire place to be knocked out and steelwork in, getting a media center built. I cannot understand the bloody drawings at all. Paid a fortune to get all the calcs done and none of it makes any sense to me

If you had done science degree it would be easy

 

[Highway Man]

If you had done science degree it would be easy

Duuugghh

 

[Highway Man]

If you had done science degree it would be easy

there isnt anything on computers you nut job, its my chimney being knocked out and the drawings for the lintel I need. Jesus christ man.

 

[Highway Man]

If you were, you wouldn’t feel the need to tell yourself.

I am though. I am telling you.

 

[Highway Man]

It says Hornsea Bakery in the picture

Where?