Language trends you dislike?

People who put "fact!" at the end of their nonsense. As if it somehow gives their utterings some weight and credibility. Well it doesn't. In fact it does the opposite. And that's a fact!
 
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Broad fake Essex & Cockney accents.
Some fella joking with his son last week calling him a mug in Danny Dyer.

Jafaken accents also get on my tïts.
 
Every time Alan Shearer says 'And rightly so...' on MotD, it makes my teeth itch.

Then starts defending Newcastle supporters over the Saudi take over after he's slagged Romoan Abramovich and Chelsea supporters off.
 
Accents from the north and common ones make even work I feel are ok, ludicrously awful.

Basically,
init
love
babe
double-barrelled names
Newcastle
Liverpool
To be honest - (I often think so you've been lying you little...)
Gorgeous
smoke

.
 
People that start a sentence " Know what I mean"


No I dont , thats why I am talking to you !!!!!:(
 
Had to do some site visits with an architect a few weeks back. He kept saying 'what fun' to almost everything. Quite an unusual staircase in a property (that I designed) 'what fun'. A double gabled new build stone house finished recently (it is nice - though I say it myself) 'what fun'. Within a couple of hours I really wanted to punch his face in.
 
When clowns state "obviously they don't..." - As I consult my brain and think, why the heck is it "obvious" you clown.

Not a word but when a clown does that swinging of the neck and hands raised fractionally above the shoulders and signal with their fingers 'quotation"

Others words used locally eG, "savy" I think WTF please go away and get an education.

Swearing in gernal I despise that and see people as illiterates when they swear.

Boris - Johnson - Tax - - names given to kids, modern ones make me cringe.

"You have my word" I thing WTH, your "word" lol.
 
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