Todays Job

[diy_fun_uk]

Just up a 15 metre column in bad weather. Phone goes off.
Gaffer: hey mate bit of a favour to ask of you.

Me: ask away boss. I will do anything for you as you know.

Gaffer: what’s the chances of a bulk change today of 10 lights?

Me: big drinking day today boss so it’s a push as I need to be in the pub by 12.30 or I will have to get a round in. Is it job and knock boss??

Gaffer: it can be mate

Me: consider it done boss.

Gaffer: you are amazing mate. Your mother must be proud of you.

Me: your my mother now boss.

Gaffer: I dam well love you mate.

Guess what time I finished the 10 lights??

I bet you could single handedly get the entire Blackpool illuminations erected in a day, maybe even by lunchtime with an early start?

 

[pete01]

 

[MNW67]

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Awesome job. But let's wait for Mr Fussy.

 

[pete01]

Awesome job. But let's wait for Mr Fussy.

Can't wait

 

[diy_fun_uk]

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Nice.

I've said before, the older I get, I enjoy looking at pics like this (nearly) as much as p0rn

No doubt in another decade or so, I'll be able to drop the 'nearly'

 

[pete01]

Nice.

I've said before, the older I get, I enjoy looking at pics like this (nearly) as much as p0rn

No doubt in another decade or so, I'll be able to drop the 'nearly'

Reported

 

[MNW67]

Reported

Did you feel violated.

 

[pete01]

Did you feel violated.

Now I know how Kelly brook must have felt in the 90s (sort of)

 

[diy_fun_uk]

Now I know how Kelly brook must have felt in the 90s (sort of)

LOL!!!

 

[pete01]

Had a strange call this afternoon...some woman thought I was a plumber, bit of a misunderstanding....but turns out I'll try anything

 

[noseall]

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I bet the clippings are still on the floor. It still confuses plumbers and sparkies when you show them a shovel, broom or dustpan.

I can see the drilling debris is still on the surfaces.

 

[pete01]

I bet the clippings are still on the floor. It still confuses plumbers and sparkies when you show them a shovel, broom or dustpan.

I can see the drilling debris is still on the surfaces.

Nope all hoovered up...

 

[Highway Man]

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REPORTED

 

[pete01]

REPORTED

Here we go

I'll ask....why?

 

[Highway Man]

Here we go

I will go outside to my office and take a picture of how you run dado tunking, no segregation of data and power in your trunking. No signs of caulk been used to fill those horrendous gaps between the wall and the trunking. Complete dust trap. No dust sheet on the floor and you admitted to hoovering up the mess. Milwaukee boat level used on trunking instead of a 5ft level. That is just for starters.