Todays Job

UPDATE
Just left my visit to the nurse, no chance of me returning to work today or anytime soon. I put all the charm onto her and took off my top so she could have a good feel around my ribs, she was rubbing her hands allover me and took a lot longer than she should have taken. It was so obvious what she was up to but I thought, well if it gets me back to work I will just go along with it. She wants to see me again next week, yeah right that old chesnut.

Fantastic :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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UPDATE
Just left my visit to the nurse, no chance of me returning to work today or anytime soon. I put all the charm onto her and took off my top so she could have a good feel around my ribs, she was rubbing her hands allover me and took a lot longer than she should have taken. It was so obvious what she was up to but I thought, well if it gets me back to work I will just go along with it. She wants to see me again next week, yeah right that old chesnut.
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Actually more like my pic, she was all over me, you might say you cant blame her but surely they should show some restraint as was supposed to be a patient.
 
Are you feeling any better today?
Not particularly, got in the shower this morning and as I was soaping my abs I looked down and mixed in with the soap sudds was blood, it was coming out my mouth which I found odd. Be better when I can get back to bloody work, I hate being on the ground.
 
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