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Just left my visit to the nurse, no chance of me returning to work today or anytime soon. I put all the charm onto her and took off my top so she could have a good feel around my ribs, she was rubbing her hands allover me and took a lot longer than she should have taken. It was so obvious what she was up to but I thought, well if it gets me back to work I will just go along with it. She wants to see me again next week, yeah right that old chesnut.

Fantastic :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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UPDATE
Just left my visit to the nurse, no chance of me returning to work today or anytime soon. I put all the charm onto her and took off my top so she could have a good feel around my ribs, she was rubbing her hands allover me and took a lot longer than she should have taken. It was so obvious what she was up to but I thought, well if it gets me back to work I will just go along with it. She wants to see me again next week, yeah right that old chesnut.
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Are you feeling any better today?
Not particularly, got in the shower this morning and as I was soaping my abs I looked down and mixed in with the soap sudds was blood, it was coming out my mouth which I found odd. Be better when I can get back to bloody work, I hate being on the ground.
 
Well here is an unexpected turn of events, Not really been able to walk properly since my accident, just been out to take the dog for a walk and couldnt make it back. home, had to ring Lena to come and pick me up in the car. I think I might actually lose a leg afterall, I ignored the Drs advice when I discharged myself from the hospital, OMG I am going to look pretty stupid having to go back now, I just want to get back to work!!!!! Is that too much to ask?
 
Well here is an unexpected turn of events, Not really been able to walk properly since my accident, just been out to take the dog for a walk and couldnt make it back. home, had to ring Lena to come and pick me up in the car. I think I might actually lose a leg afterall, I ignored the Drs advice when I discharged myself from the hospital, OMG I am going to look pretty stupid having to go back now, I just want to get back to work!!!!! Is that too much to ask?
What happened?
 
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