UPDATE
Just left my visit to the nurse, no chance of me returning to work today or anytime soon. I put all the charm onto her and took off my top so she could have a good feel around my ribs, she was rubbing her hands allover me and took a lot longer than she should have taken. It was so obvious what she was up to but I thought, well if it gets me back to work I will just go along with it. She wants to see me again next week, yeah right that old chesnut.
Fantastic
Because...
