Nobody has mentioned any more cars that I've owned!
Disappointed!
Apart from those I have already mentioned, there were Metros and Montegos. I had two of each, but can only remember one reg of each. One was a poverty spec A reg City. The other a Mayfair, C293 FVU. I had two Montego estates, one a D reg 16 petrol, the other a Perkins Diesel H424 LOX.
My Dad's Suzuki SJ413 which he exported to Burma but had to leave when he was airlifted out of the country at the height of the troubles in 1988. Funny story there, when it eventually made it back to Manchester, he sent it for MOT and nobody thought until it came back....it still had the Burmese plates on it! So the MOT tester (Mottie will be laughing here) had faithfully transcribed all the Burmese characters from the numberplate onto the certificate. We had to go home, fit the D plates it left the dealer with before being exported, then bring it back for a retest.
It was a rugged little thing and very reliable but not at all stable. It hated crosswinds and would certainly have failed the moose test...
Other cars were a Xantia TDi estate that I bought from a Citroen dealer. 3 years old and tiny mileage.
First service included but before I got there, the dreaded Citroen STOP light came on. As soon as I could I stopped and rang the dealer. Don't worry, they said, just drive it gently home and bring it to us as soon as you can.
So I did precisely that, and was told that the pads had worn down to the metal, wrecking the discs and I was now facing a multi-hundred pound bill.
I was not happy. First, that I had bought a car with brake pads that had worn out within around 3000 miles. Second, that the super duper system had not illuminated the stop light before the pads were worn down to the metal and the discs were forked. It was an extremely heated discussion, made worse by the fact the service guy insisted I pay for all the work.
This discussion was happening in the showroom amongst customers buying new cars and it was not looking good on the dealer. Eventually, I agreed reluctantly to pay for the pads and the dealer agreed to pay for the discs and the labour.
Then there was the time we went to visit a family friend in Coulsden. We'd just parked up, got out and we're in the front room chatting with a drink. What car did you come in? Oh, the white one. That one going past the window now?
By the time we got outside, the car had run down the hill and bumped into a VW Polo.
I unlocked it and checked the handbrake. It was fully on.
I took pictures of the Xantia and the Polo. Neither looked remotely damaged. The Polo's bumper, grille badge, headlights and number plate were all intact.
When my insurance company got in touch, they told me their engineer's report noted damage to the front end of the third party vehicle. I posted them the photos. That didn't change their opinion.
They also went to great lengths to check with the dealer that the car was serviced properly and the handbrake was working correctly and therefore I must have not applied it correctly. So I was doubly shafted there.
But, we all know the handbrakes on BX and Xantia are dodgy and have a design flaw where they contract on cooling and release their grip.
I was going round a roundabout one day in the Xantia when a Ford Mondeo estate ambulance failed to give way and I sailed into the side of it.
It was the 1st March 2002.
When I rang the insurance company, she asked the reg of the ambo. When I mentioned the numbers 02, she said "Oh, God...."
It was sent away for repairs. It never drove the same again. I sold it privately with full disclosure.
I had 4 accidents in that car, none my fault, unless you include the handbrake incident. The reg was P418 CMO.
Decide for yourself whether 4+1+8 is an unlucky number....
Next I had a new Octavia Elegance Diesel estate. Decent motor, with all the extras. Didn't pay extra for them though! DU02 RMY.
Sold it at only 88K to a fella and he had to scrap it a few years later due to airbag failure. I think I'd have put another dash in.
Then we got another new car. Honda FRV Diesel. Excellent car, very reliable. Sold it at 176,000.
Now we have our current motor. Forgive the pun.
Electric MG.