Will you be using the track and trace app?

[transam]

Finland are using covid sniffer dogs at airports

Very successful apparently

 

[KenGMac]

If you have an I phone of 6 and above all is well, it will work.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Don't think it will work with my Nokia 6100.

 

[KenGMac]

Don't think it will work with my Nokia 6100.

Why not try it??

If it starts to emit small puffs of smoke, it possibly will not work??

Just like Bo-Jo ???

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Why not try it??

If it starts to emit small puffs of smoke, it possibly will not work??

Just like Bo-Jo ???

I worry that something new-fangled like an app will cook the Nokia's valves.

 

[Mottie]

I worry that something new-fangled like an app will cook the Nokia's valves.

As long as you keep the paraffin level topped up and the wick trimmed, you'll be fine.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

As long as you keep the paraffin level topped up and the wick trimmed, you'll be fine.

Definitely. The future is bright: the future is Esso Blue.

 

[fillyboy]

Lad at work is sitting on his sofa, and has just downloaded it. He's just WhatsApp 'd me about it.

It has told him he's been in contact with someone who's tested positive, and he now has to self-isolate.

Has he caught it watching emmerdale?

If he did, I'll wager it was that Caine Dingle.

 

[Vinty]

My wife always seems to be able to track and trace me when i am in Wetherspoons,even when i turn my phone off.

 

[Deleted2797112]

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[fillyboy]

My wife always seems to be able to track and trace me when i am in Wetherspoons,even when i turn my phone off.

.

Indeed.

 

[Deleted2797112]

Indeed.

I posted a reply to a stupid tin foil hat conspiracy theorist post and then thought, you know what, I really CBA.

 

[fillyboy]

I posted a reply to a stupid tin foil hat conspiracy theorist post and then thought, you know what, I really CBA.

I'm sorry, perhaps you misunderstood my reply.

I was more responding to the implication that wives are by default members of both MI5 and MI6, they know what you're doing and if they don't, they'll find out.

 

[sodthisforfun]

I was more responding to the implication that wives are by default members of both MI5 and MI6, they know what you're doing and if they don't, they'll find out.

Nah, we're not Jane Bonds, we're just smarter and men are predictable

 

[Deleted2797112]

Sorry, we're at cross-purposes I think!