WV61EHY Silver FordFocus. Scratches car and walks away, update.

[durhamplumber]

It wasn't sarcasm, it was a genuine question.

Mine was sarcasm.....derrrrrrr

 

[Brigadier]

Mine was sarcasm.....derrrrrrr

And you hit back in just two days

 

[Brigadier]

In all fairness, the OP said the police won't be interested (based on past experience), other posters have advised that the OP shouldn't advise their insurers, and the miscreant is strutting around without a care in the world.
Given that the OP posted up to achieve something, there aren't many other avenues other than to "fight fire with fire".
Or, just suck it up.

 

[Burnerman]

Perhaps a mysterious deflation of a couple of tyres, do you mean?
John

 

[Brigadier]

Perhaps a mysterious deflation of a couple of tyres, do you mean?
John

Can't hurt

 

[Dangee]

Expanding foam in the exhaust works!

 

[Dangee]

Errr.. So I've heard.....

 

[Thomasthepiperson]

Woman parkers say no more!