What are you drinking tonight?

[Bodd]

I had a friend while travelling Australia. The Lad from Middlesbrough shagged his way up the East Coast. He would shag anything. Any size or Shape didn't mater how many legs they had as long as it was no more than two.

I've always had to fancy a girl. Even if thst included beer goggles.

His greatest line to me in his broad northern accent. "I'd shag a dead snake with a septic arse I would" he didn't even need a pulse....

 

[Mottie]

Every hole's a goal eh?

 

[Bodd]

My first drink of the year. I picked up a Prosecco for Mrs Bod. I put it back and bought a more expensive NZ wine... we have to show these brutes not to mess with the British.

 

[fillyboy]

That cat looks like it's had a few darts thrown into him over the years.

 

[Mottie]

That cat looks like it's had a few darts thrown into him over the years.

Looks like it’s cleaning it’s privates.

 

[Bodd]

That cat looks like it's had a few darts thrown into him over the years.

He was picking one out of his leg then...

 

[fillyboy]

Looks like it’s cleaning it’s privates.

Pulling a dart out of it's @RSE.

 

[Bodd]

Looks like it’s cleaning it’s privates.

I'm a good shot..but not that good

 

[ellal]

Looks like it’s cleaning it’s privates.

Nah, it's just Bodd checking where it's voice is coming from...

 

[Bodd]

Nah, it's just Bodd checking where it's voice is coming from...

It looks as if we did upset you.... coming out after midnight to avoid those having a laugh at you..

 

[ellal]

It looks as if we did upset you...

Nah, just pmsl at whichever 'bridge' head comes up with the next stupid comment

 

[Bodd]

Not to be confused with the Argentinian

I've started now so I'll finish.

 

[ellal]

Recommended for the 'CC Club'...

 

[Mottie]

A Chilean Chardonnay tonight from the Devils locker with our pan fried monkfish and samphire. Stock photo as the empty has already been lobbed in the bottle bag in the shed and I CBA to get it out.

 

[Bodd]

In my effort to buy non EU if I can I bought a

New Zealand Sauvignon fir Mrs Bod She clearly likes it.