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So I sell things on my own website and also on Ebay.
Ebay shop and individual auctions.
The products I sell I have to make.
This means as defined in my terms 7-10 days delivery time.
So I get people who win auctions with miserable offers that barely cover my costs sometimes. But hey that does not bother me my average selling price for auctions and buy now items is where I want my overall margins to be.
. . . but then they MOAN!..
like... 'I ordered this for my mums 70th Birthday. It has been seven days I thought it would be here by now.'
Well here is a heads up to Samantha who bought something on auction for her mums 80th birthday because she didn't want to pay the £22 full price in my Ebay shop. She wanted to get it as cheap as possible for her poor mums Birthday.
Sadly on Ebay as a seller I am unable to send her this message as she has the undeserved ability to give me ****ty feedback so I have to pussy foot and crawl around the miserly miserable moaning and unpleasant hag.
Here is the message I would like to send but can't.
'Samantha
I have dispensed with Hi or Hello as you did not give me that courtesy in your message. In fact you did not even sign off your message. It was in short curt to the point of rudeness.
Now I understand you are worried that your item won't arrive in time for your mums eightieth Birthday.
That should not come as a shock since it clearly states on the items listed they are made to order. In fact there are many buyers already queing up ahead of you for orders too. If you had mentioned you needed the item for a specific date I can and do move orders forward to accommodate. Other such buyers have been helped in this way because they had the intelligence to communicate with me when they placed the order. Or indeed the sensible ones asked the questions first before ordering.
Since you did neither and indeed bought your mums 80th birthday present as an auction whereby you saved yourself £6 on the BUY NOW price I actually believe that you have no consideration for anyone but your sad miserable self. You certainly did not think about how I would feel receiving a curt message when in fact I am doing everything I have already promised to do.
Your mum must be so proud of you. Don't forget to tell your mum when you get the item that you got it cheap on Ebay because she was not worth the £22 the full price item was.
As for your last message you will be blocked in future from bidding on my items. I have given you good feedback for paying on time but I wish I could retract it as you plainly don't deserve any praise for being a whiner.
You mum WILL enjoy the present you bought her. In fact she will enjoy using it far more than any pleasure (if any) she got bringing you up as a child.
This is where I am going to let myself down because I am going to say a salutation even though you clearly don't deserve it.
Regards
Mark
Ebay shop and individual auctions.
The products I sell I have to make.
This means as defined in my terms 7-10 days delivery time.
So I get people who win auctions with miserable offers that barely cover my costs sometimes. But hey that does not bother me my average selling price for auctions and buy now items is where I want my overall margins to be.
. . . but then they MOAN!..
like... 'I ordered this for my mums 70th Birthday. It has been seven days I thought it would be here by now.'
Well here is a heads up to Samantha who bought something on auction for her mums 80th birthday because she didn't want to pay the £22 full price in my Ebay shop. She wanted to get it as cheap as possible for her poor mums Birthday.
Sadly on Ebay as a seller I am unable to send her this message as she has the undeserved ability to give me ****ty feedback so I have to pussy foot and crawl around the miserly miserable moaning and unpleasant hag.
Here is the message I would like to send but can't.
'Samantha
I have dispensed with Hi or Hello as you did not give me that courtesy in your message. In fact you did not even sign off your message. It was in short curt to the point of rudeness.
Now I understand you are worried that your item won't arrive in time for your mums eightieth Birthday.
That should not come as a shock since it clearly states on the items listed they are made to order. In fact there are many buyers already queing up ahead of you for orders too. If you had mentioned you needed the item for a specific date I can and do move orders forward to accommodate. Other such buyers have been helped in this way because they had the intelligence to communicate with me when they placed the order. Or indeed the sensible ones asked the questions first before ordering.
Since you did neither and indeed bought your mums 80th birthday present as an auction whereby you saved yourself £6 on the BUY NOW price I actually believe that you have no consideration for anyone but your sad miserable self. You certainly did not think about how I would feel receiving a curt message when in fact I am doing everything I have already promised to do.
Your mum must be so proud of you. Don't forget to tell your mum when you get the item that you got it cheap on Ebay because she was not worth the £22 the full price item was.
As for your last message you will be blocked in future from bidding on my items. I have given you good feedback for paying on time but I wish I could retract it as you plainly don't deserve any praise for being a whiner.
You mum WILL enjoy the present you bought her. In fact she will enjoy using it far more than any pleasure (if any) she got bringing you up as a child.
This is where I am going to let myself down because I am going to say a salutation even though you clearly don't deserve it.
Regards
Mark