What are you drinking tonight?

Lidl's Freeway Cola, actually it's not half bad. We got the first pack as a freebie, using that Lidl Plus thing, since then we have bought and kept a few in the fridge. I don't know how much they are for a pack.
 
I tell you what Mottie.
If your wife ever divorced you and kicked you out the house I've got a spare room you can have rent free.
So long as you cook for me and the family. :)
We'll set up a plot in the garden to grow your wares...
I can offer a good home with a beautiful new drive and snow white pebbles. Just keep it in mind Mottie.
 
What's he going to grow on block paving, a bit of moist bog roll for cress...
Pah.
 
I'll build him a log cabin with a pool and adjoining duck pond + allotment.
He would have no use for a car.
 
SWMBO got me a few cans of this wheat beer from Lidl, it was £1.49 a can, not as lively as beer from a bottle, but just downing my 3rd can . Shame it's only on sale for a limited time, none left when she went a couple of days later.
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I'll build him a log cabin with a pool and adjoining duck pond + allotment.
He would have no use for a car.
You say that, but I think he would find it handy to get to the michelin star chefs course I would send him to for a bit of recreation.
 
I’m spoiled for choice!

I tell you what Mottie.
If your wife ever divorced you and kicked you out the house I've got a spare room you can have rent free.
So long as you cook for me and the family. :)
We'll set up a plot in the garden to grow your wares...

I can offer a good home with a beautiful new drive and snow white pebbles. Just keep it in mind Mottie.

What's he going to grow on block paving, a bit of moist bog roll for cress...
Pah.

its somewhere to park his new car that \I would buy him.

I'll build him a log cabin with a pool and adjoining duck pond + allotment.
He would have no use for a car.

You say that, but I think he would find it handy to get to the michelin star chefs course I would send him to for a bit of recreation.
 
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